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Goddess' Journal

A place for piggies to come worship

Created on 2007-04-10 21:32:34 (#12694751), last updated 2009-05-31

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Name:	Goddess Kai
Birthdate:	07-01
Location:	Madison Heights, Michigan, United States
Website:	Superior Goddess

Bio

Let's face it. you are here because you NEED Me. you are here because nothing brings you more pleasure and satisfaction than kneeling at My feet to offer Me your paycheck, or taking Me shopping just so I can max out your credit cards and leave you feeling like even more of a WORTHLESS, expendable slimdick piggyboy than you already are.

your main objective is to please Me. To make sure that I am comfortable and happy and living the life of luxury that I deserve -- even if it means you have to scrimp and save, mortgage or sell your house, sell your car and boat, take the bus, or move into a smaller apartment more befitting of a slimebucket like you.

I will leave you penniless and wanton, begging for more of My Divine Attention even as I humiliate you and laugh at you as you mess up your life more than it already is. your friends will leave you hanging, your wife will divorce you, your children will tell their friends that their daddy is dead... because in their eyes, you will be. you are NOTHING to me, just another notch on My belt and another dollar in My bank account.

So come to Me, My little wormdick panty-assed cocksuckers. Show Me how much you want My attention. Show Me how much you yearn to be used, abused, and kicked to the curb.

Note: If you are broke, don't contact Me.

Rules For Contacting Goddess Kai

1. DO NOT CONTACT ME WITHOUT A PICTURE.
If you don’t have a picture on your myspace or are not willing to email them to Me, I will not respond to your message.

2. ALWAYS BE RESPECTFUL.
If your message is not respectful and humble enough to be pleasing for Me to read, I will not respond.

3. DO NOT LIE TO ME.
This rule is grounds for complete dismissal. I’m serious - if you lie to Me, I will cease contact with you and you will no longer have the attention from This GODDESS that you so crave.

4. EXPECT TO PAY TRIBUTE ON A REGULAR BASIS.
Don’t think that I will speak with you in the first place if I don’t receive TRIBUTE first. Every week thereafter you will be expected to pay TRIBUTE consisting of MONEY/GIFTS.

5. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME AND THAT I AM ABOVE YOU.
This means that no, I don’t want to date you. No, I don’t want to know about your day. No, I don’t want to go to dinner with you. It would be inappropriate to ask the Queen of England to lunch, wouldn’t it? Yes. So get on your fucking knees and offer Me something I like. MONEY AND GIFTS. Got it?

6. NO BULLSHIT.
I can smell bullshit from a mile away. I don’t put up with it now, nor will I EVER put up with it. That means that if you honestly do not want to TRIBUTE with CASH/GIFTS, you can move on to the next profile.

7. DO NOT ASK ME TO CALL YOU.
If I wish to speak with you on the phone, you will call My niteflirt when I get it up and running and PAY to hear My voice.

8. BOYS THAT WEAR GLASSES AND ARE WILLING AND ABLE TO TRIBUTE WILL RECEIVE SPECIAL ATTENTION.
Yes, you read correctly. I favor males that wear glasses. ;)

WORTHLESS PIGGIES THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THE ABOVE STATED RULES AND ANY OTHER THAT I MAY APPLY AT ANY TIME WILL BE BLACKLISTED.

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